1 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,918 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,836 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,709 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:16,233 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,325 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,288 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:30,856 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:33,729 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,644 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:39,256 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,868 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,740 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,090 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,180 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,487 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:55,664 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,751 --> 00:01:01,017 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,566 Dr. Hibbentrope: THERE, THERE. CLOSER. 23 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:29,741 BACK A BIT. 24 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,091 OH, BLAST IT! 25 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,441 WHERE DID YOU GO, YOU LITTLE MICROBE? 26 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:36,313 WAIT! AH, THERE YOU ARE. 27 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,662 AMAZING! 28 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,925 SIMPLY AMAZING. 29 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,275 Zartan: DOCTOR HIBBENTROPE? 30 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,538 YES, YES? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? 31 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,280 THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS, "DO NOT ENTER." 32 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,630 NOW, DOCTOR, I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE BUSY, 33 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:52,416 BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP. 34 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,768 [ COUGHS ] 35 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:01,251 SLEEP TIGHT, MY GOOD DOCTOR. 36 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,645 NO ONE WILL BOTHER YOU NOW. 37 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:06,213 [ LAUGHS ] 38 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:12,306 A BOTANIST, A BIOLOGIST, TWO ASTRONOMERS, A GEOLOGIST. 39 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,178 WHY IS COBRA KIDNAPPING ALL OF THESE SCIENTISTS? 40 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,963 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST COLLECTING SCIENTISTS, LIKE, UM... 41 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,530 BASEBALL CARDS. 42 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,577 Flint: MAYBE. ANYONE CARE TO GUESS WHAT COBRA'S GONNA DO 43 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:23,969 WHEN THEY COMPLETE THEIR SET? 44 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,146 SOMETHING'S COMING IN. 45 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,886 IF IT'S COBRA, TRACE IT, BREAKER. 46 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,715 GREETINGS, JOE TEAM. 47 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:34,676 YOU NO DOUBT KNOW WHAT I HAVE CHOSEN TO SPEAK WITH YOU ABOUT. 48 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,765 GET ON WITH IT, COBRA COMMANDER. 49 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,028 I WILL BE TERSE, FLINT. 50 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,510 IF I DO NOT RECEIVE $60 BILLION 51 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:45,426 YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SCIENTISTS AGAIN. 52 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:48,298 KIDNAPPING? YOU'VE HIT A NEW LOW, COMMANDER. 53 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:51,649 WHERE DO YOU EXPECT US TO GET $60 BILLION? 54 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,521 RELAX, GUYS. 55 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,003 WE'LL JUST PUT IT ON MY CREDIT CARD. 56 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,309 I NEVER LEAVE HOME WI-- 57 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,790 ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! 58 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:06,664 LEST YOU THINK I AM NOT SERIOUS, WATCH THIS! 59 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:09,798 PLEASE, G.I. JOE, DO SOMETHING! 60 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:12,627 YOU MUST HELP ME! YOU MUST! 61 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:17,240 JOES, YOU HAVE ONE DAY TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY OR... 62 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,286 [ HISSES ] 63 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,113 I TRACED THE TRANSMISSION. 64 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,768 IT'S COMING FROM SOUTH AMERICA. 65 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:24,856 IT'S TOO EASY. 66 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,945 I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 67 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,339 YEAH. IT'S TOO PAT. 68 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,471 I AGREE. 69 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,821 WE NEED VOLUNTEERS FOR OUR STRIKE TEAM. 70 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,649 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 71 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,868 [ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ] 72 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:42,483 G.I. JOE IS DOOMED, THANKS TO YOU, MY DEAR HIBBENTROPE. 73 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,225 YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA CHARGE 74 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,227 FOR MY ACTING SERVICES. 75 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,924 Baroness: YOU VENAL MERCENARY. 76 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:52,144 YOUR ACTING COULDN'T GET YOU ONTO A SOAP OPERA. 77 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,537 SILENCE! 78 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:56,932 HIS STUNNING PERFORMANCE IS WELL WORTH THE MONEY. 79 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,457 IT WILL BUY ME THE GREATEST LUXURY THERE IS -- 80 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,242 REVENGE. 81 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:05,070 [ LAUGHS ] 82 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,769 Ace: STAY LOW TO KEEP UNDER COBRA RADAR. 83 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,728 THE BASE IS COMING UP FAST. 84 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,208 THERE IT IS! 85 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,906 LET'S TELL OUR FRIENDS WE'RE HERE! 86 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,446 Wild Bill: WHOO-HEE! 87 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,840 THIS IS JUST LIKE CLEANING A STABLE BACK HOME! 88 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:44,109 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 89 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,289 I'VE BEEN ITCHIN' FOR A GOOD FIGHT ALL DAY! 90 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:52,117 ITCHING? OH, BOY! 91 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,989 [ GROANS ] 92 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,734 BAZOOKA, WE NEED SOME SUPPORT HERE! 93 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,823 YOU GOT IT! OOP! 94 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,525 COME ON! THEY'RE FALLING BACK! 95 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:09,526 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 96 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:10,571 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 97 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,010 I DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT UNARMED SOLDIERS, 98 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:18,274 SO HERE -- TAKE MY GUN! 99 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:24,106 GET OFF MY BACK! 100 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,107 [ GRUNTS ] 101 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,240 AND STAY OFF IT! 102 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,548 Dusty: I USUALLY DON'T DROP IN UNEXPECTEDLY... 103 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,680 [ GRUNTS ] 104 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,943 BUT THIS TIME, I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 105 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,123 Bazooka: DARN IT, SWALLOWED MY GUM. 106 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,864 NOW I'M MAD! 107 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,040 ONE! TWO! THREE! 108 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:48,130 OH, MY TRIGGER FINGER. 109 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,961 WHAT A BUNCH OF WIMPS. 110 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,615 WE OUGHT TO GET HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. 111 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,052 DON'T COUNT ON IT. THIS WAS JUST THE HORS D'OEUVRE. 112 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,575 THE MAIN COURSE WON'T BE SERVED 113 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,230 TILL WE VISIT THOSE SNAKES INSIDE THEIR TEMPLE. 114 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,927 AND FIND THOSE SCIENTISTS. 115 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,712 ZAP, YOU GOT A KEY? 116 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:08,411 YEAH, AND IT'LL FIT PERFECTLY. 117 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,296 HOO-HOO! 118 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,255 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD KABOOM 119 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,518 TO OPEN UP CLOSED DOORS, HUH, FLINT? 120 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,565 YEAH. I'M GLAD YOU LEFT SOME BUILDING TO ENTER. 121 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:34,306 ZAP, WAIT OUT HERE FOR GUNG-HO AND THE SUPPORT TEAM. 122 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,178 THE REST OF YOU, COME WITH ME. 123 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,963 DO YOU GET THE FEELING THAT NO ONE'S HOME? 124 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,531 YOU COULD BE R-- WAIT A SECOND. 125 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:46,014 I DON'T LIKE THIS. THIS IS A TRAP. 126 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,319 HEY! MY GUN! 127 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,625 MAGNETIC FIELD! 128 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,366 IT'S A TRAP! 129 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,541 WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 130 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:55,066 WELCOME TO MY FUNHOUSE! [ LAUGHS ] 131 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:13,824 YES, WELCOME TO MY FUNHOUSE! 132 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,783 STUFF IT, SNAKE FACE! 133 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:20,440 DESPITE YOUR RUDENESS, I OFFER YOU A SPORTING CHANCE. 134 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:24,618 THREE DOORS, THREE CHOICES. 135 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:28,056 TWO OF THEM LEAD TO DEAD ENDS. 136 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,579 WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD ONE? 137 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:32,234 IT LEADS YOU TO ME. 138 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,279 THEN ALL THE DOORS ARE LOSERS. 139 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:37,718 YOU ARE BEGINNING TO TRY MY PATIENCE! 140 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:41,069 BEFORE I FORGET, I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL YOU 141 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,419 THAT THIS ENTIRE ISLAND IS A BOMB, 142 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:47,554 AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISARM IT IS HERE IN THE CONTROL BOOTH. 143 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,207 THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAVE US SOME TROUBLE 144 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,731 AND DISARM IT YOURSELF? 145 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:54,386 AND RUIN MY FUN? SURELY YOU JEST. 146 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,301 TAKE NO CHANCES, COMMANDER. 147 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:57,955 DESTROY THEM NOW! 148 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,784 [ LAUGHS ] LET HIM TAKE AS LONG AS HE LIKES. 149 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,786 I AM PAID BY THE HOUR. 150 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:05,833 LOOK, OUR BEST CHANCE TO GET THROUGH THIS IS TO SPLIT UP. 151 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,444 DUSTY, AIRTIGHT, YOU TAKE THE DOOR ON THE LEFT. 152 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,925 ALPINE, BAZOOKA, YOU GET THE ONE ON THE RIGHT. 153 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,276 LADY JAYE AND I WILL GO FOR THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE. 154 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,931 IT'S EMPTY. MAYBE WE PICKED THE RIGHT CORRIDOR. 155 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:20,064 IF THERE IS A RIGHT CORRIDOR. 156 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,589 WHAT THE HEY? 157 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,765 WHAT IS THIS, NEW YEAR'S EVE? 158 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,767 YEAH, IT'S PARTY TIME! 159 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:30,945 WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS AN AIR HEAD. 160 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,250 DON'T BREAK THAT BALLOON! 161 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,254 [ COUGHING ] 162 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:37,517 STAY BACK! 163 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,781 WHAT'S WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU. 164 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,826 GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SNAKE! 165 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,960 SNAKE? WHAT THE HECK'S HAPPENING TO YOU, BUDDY? 166 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,310 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 167 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:52,270 THE GAS FROM THE BALLOON HAS YOU HALLUCINATING. 168 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,620 [ SCREAMS ] 169 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,622 TRUST ME. 170 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,798 I DIDN'T BREATHE IT, SO I'M NOT AFFECTED. 171 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:00,931 LIES! YOU'VE HAD IT, SNAKE! 172 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,280 AAAAAAAH! 173 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,369 I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT... 174 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,329 SLEEP TIGHT, OLD PAL. 175 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:11,855 I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU AFTER I KICK SOME SNAKE BUTT. 176 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,597 HOW COME FLINT ALWAYS PICKS LADY JAYE TO GO WITH HIM 177 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,381 AND I ALWAYS GET YOU? 178 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:19,123 WHOA! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 179 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,561 [ LAUGHS ] FUNNY. 180 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,693 "FUNNY" ISN'T THE WORD FOR IT. 181 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:28,306 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO THE COBRA EXPRESS. 182 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,832 STEP ABOARD, MY GOOD FRIENDS. STEP ABOARD. 183 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:35,009 YOU'RE IN FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE. 184 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,751 AFTER YOU. 185 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,013 THANKS. 186 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,710 [ BELL RINGS ] 187 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,669 COME ON, ZAP. HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU? 188 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,366 WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY. 189 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:47,282 I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN! 190 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,284 THESE AREN'T FIRECRACKERS. 191 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:52,156 WHEE! 192 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:55,812 Cobra Commander: THE GOOD PART IS JUST BEGINNING. 193 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,380 OVER ALREADY? 194 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,338 Alpine: YEAH, WE'RE IN A SHOOTING GALLERY! 195 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,949 SITTING DUCKS! 196 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,038 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I EVER LISTEN TO YOU! 197 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,606 OH, NO! 198 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,393 YOU STUPID BOZO. WHAT'D YOU LET YOURSELF GET HIT FOR? 199 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,526 ALL RIGHT, COMMANDER! THIS ISN'T A GAME ANYMORE! 200 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,659 I'M PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS! 201 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:20,620 WHOA! 202 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,797 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 203 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,321 I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A CLOWN. 204 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,366 THIS GUY IS DEFINITELY NOT PLAYING 205 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,412 WITH A FULL DECK OF CARDS! 206 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:35,547 OKAY, SO YOU GOT A NEW WEAPON! 207 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,898 OH, NO, NOT AGAIN! 208 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,685 WHOA! THIS IS SERIOUS! 209 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,601 TIME TO MAKE LIKE A FAST BALL! 210 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,823 SAFE AT SECOND! 211 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:53,565 UH-OH. THIS ISN'T MY DAY. 212 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,916 WHOA! 213 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,747 THIS GUY WANTS TO THROW ME OUT AT THE PLATE! 214 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,926 [ LAUGHS ] YOU SEE, BARONESS? 215 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:09,538 THEY AREN'T SO TOUGH AFTER ALL. 216 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,409 OOPS! WHAT?! OOF! 217 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,324 MAN, THIS FLOOR'S LIKE GLASS, 218 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,588 AND THIS DUCT COULD USE SOME LIGHT! 219 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,942 WHAT IS THIS, THE PRO BOWLER'S TOUR? 220 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,727 TALK ABOUT INFLATED EGOS! 221 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,962 11! 222 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,354 I GOT 11! 223 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:46,140 THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN A STRIKE! 224 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,012 NOW THERE ARE ONLY TWO JOES LEFT. 225 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,275 WHAT ABOUT THE JOES OUTSIDE THE DOOR? 226 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,842 THEY DON'T MATTER. 227 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,802 THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH IN TIME TO SAVE THEIR COMRADES. 228 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,761 Zap: IT'S READY TO BLOW. EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK! 229 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,766 IT'S STILL THERE! 230 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,290 I'LL USE A LITTLE MORE GREASE. 231 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,641 NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, BUT SO FAR, THIS HAS BEEN A BREEZE. 232 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,600 THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME. 233 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,254 WHAT'S THAT? [ METAL CREAKING ] 234 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,518 SOUNDS LIKE... MARCHING TIN CANS. 235 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,915 AND THEY'RE UGLY, TOO. 236 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,091 LET'S STOMP ON 'EM. 237 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,446 HYAH! 238 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:39,106 I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT AT YOURS! 239 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,110 GOOD SHOOTING! 240 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,640 LADY JAYE! 241 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,033 HYAH! 242 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,040 LADY JAYE, YOU ALL RIGHT? 243 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,871 I CAN'T GET A PULSE. 244 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,451 LADY JAYE! 245 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,414 Cobra Commander: SO, FLINT. 246 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,721 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT. 247 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,593 LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. 248 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,857 WHAT'S THE HURRY? THE COMMANDER IS HAVING FUN. 249 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,729 I FORGOT. YOU'RE PAID BY THE HOUR. 250 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,992 SILENCE! 251 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,559 I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM! 252 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,702 GET UP, YOU BLUNDERING BUNCH OF IDIOTS, 253 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,270 OR I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SCRAP-IRON HEAP! 254 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,925 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK. 255 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,188 GO AFTER HIM! 256 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,146 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 257 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,684 THREE DOWN, THREE LEFT, COMMANDER. 258 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,383 DESTROY HIM! 259 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,867 YOUR ROBOTS ARE LOUSY SHOTS, COMMANDER! 260 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,694 DID YOU PROGRAM 'EM YOURSELF? 261 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,222 COME ON, COMMANDER! 262 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789 YOU TRY AND GET ME! 263 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,057 NEVER MIND. I'LL COME AND GET YOU! 264 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928 AS YOU WISH. 265 00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,247 NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY, ZARTAN? 266 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,684 WATCH YOUR TONGUE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE IT! 267 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,078 HOWEVER, SHE MIGHT HAVE A POINT, COMMANDER. 268 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,603 IT'S TIME TO DEPART WHEN I SAY IT'S TIME! 269 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:13,608 IF THIS DOESN'T DO IT, I'M GOING BACK TO SELLING INSURANCE. 270 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,566 LET'S GO! 271 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,053 YO-O-O, JOE! 272 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,317 THE GAME IS OVER, COBRA COMMANDER. 273 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,841 MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF AND SURRENDER! 274 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,279 SURRENDER? NEVER! 275 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,890 YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT FIND YOU IN TIME! 276 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,762 THESE GUYS ARE GETTING OLD, COMMANDER. 277 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,378 NOW THAT THEY HAVE HIS ATTENTION, 278 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,947 IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR RESOURCEFUL FRIEND! 279 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,080 [ LAUGHS ] 280 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,609 NICE SHOOTING, COMMANDER! 281 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,481 I AM SICK OF YOU, FLINT. 282 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,830 IN MOMENTS, 283 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,660 YOU WILL BE CONVERTED TO SUBATOMIC PARTICLES. 284 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,793 THE BOMB IS NOW ACTIVATED! 285 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,230 YOU SEE, BARONESS? 286 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,624 VICTORY HAS BEEN AT OUR FINGERTIPS ALL ALONG. 287 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,976 PERHAPS, BUT WE HAVE WASTED TIME! 288 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,152 SILENCE! 289 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:22,285 TIME IS RUNNING OUT, COMMANDER! 290 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,816 [ ALARM BLARES ] 291 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,216 I THINK WE MUST BE GOING. 292 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,088 IN ONLY A MATTER OF MOMENTS, 293 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,526 I WILL BE RID OF G.I. JOE FOREVER! 294 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,529 [ LAUGHS ] 295 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,537 LADY JAYE: Flint? 296 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,890 Flint! 297 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,935 FLINT: I'm in the control room. 298 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,589 The whole place is about to blow, 299 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,591 and I can't disarm the bomb. 300 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,550 ISN'T THERE A SCRUB SWITCH? 301 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,511 THERE'S A SWITCH, BUT IT ISN'T MARKED. 302 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,252 Flip it! 303 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,908 IT'S A RESET SWITCH! 304 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,997 Attention, all Joes! Move it! 305 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,434 We've got three minutes to get out of here! 306 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,349 YOU HEARD THE MAN! MOVE! 307 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,657 Computer: SELF-DESTRUCT! 308 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,664 I HOPE YOU'RE LIGHT, PAL. 309 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,017 Alpine: COME ON, PAL. 310 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,453 IT'S FOURTH QUARTER, TWO SECONDS, 311 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,065 AND WE'VE GOT 99 YARDS TO GO! 312 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,460 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING... 313 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,854 BUT ANYWHERE'S AN IMPROVEMENT. 314 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,340 NEXT STOP, OUTDOORS! 315 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,350 HEAD FOR THE SkyStrikers! 316 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,531 FLINT'S NEVER GONNA MAKE IT. 317 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,668 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 318 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,116 FLINT, NO! 319 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,511 JOE TEAM, THIS IS FLINT! 320 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,557 OUR WORK ISN'T DONE YET! 321 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,603 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 322 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,478 YOU SEE? YOU SEE?! 323 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,828 I NEVER DOUBTED YOUR PLAN FOR A MOMENT, 324 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,612 UNLIKE THE BARONESS. 325 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,310 QUIET, MERCENARY! 326 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:02,097 I NOW POSSESS THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS. 327 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,405 THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE POWER I WILL POSSESS. 328 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,016 NOTHING CAN STOP COBRA NOW! 329 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,366 [ LAUGHS ] 330 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:14,588 [ GASPS ] 331 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372 THIS CAN'T BE! 332 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,462 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 333 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,467 FLINT TO GROUP -- FOLLOW ME IN! 334 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,903 AND GOOD HUNTING! 335 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,711 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! 336 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,975 IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE JOES CRACK OUR DEFENSES. 337 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,804 MAY I SUGGEST A SWIFT DEPARTURE 338 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,589 WHILE OUR NECKS ARE STILL INTACT? 339 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,592 THAT, BARONESS, IS A SENSIBLE SUGGESTION. 340 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,856 ZARTAN, PREPARE THE RATTLERS FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE. 341 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,380 ZARTAN? 342 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,034 READY YOUR OWN! 343 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,601 WE'RE GETTING TO 'EM, BOYS! 344 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,603 LET'S HIT 'EM WITH THE OLD ONE-TWO! 345 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,876 TIME TO CLEAN UP, FOLKS! 346 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,883 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 347 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,149 Alpine: UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TURNED INTO SNAKE SANDWICHES, 348 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,369 YOU BETTER DROP THOSE WEAPONS. 349 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,894 [ GROANS ] I WILL HAVE REVENGE! 350 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,597 THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL! 351 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,600 BUT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND US? 352 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,080 COBRA COMMANDER INTENDED TO USE YOU AS BAIT 353 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,778 IN A TRAP HE WAS SETTING FOR US. 354 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,824 WE WERE SUSPICIOUS, SO WE PUT WILD BILL ON THE LOOKOUT 355 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,609 FOR ANY PLANES THAT LEFT THE ISLAND. 356 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,176 SURE ENOUGH, COBRA COMMANDER FLEW THE COOP, 357 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,657 AND WE FOLLOWED HIM RIGHT TO THE REAL FORTRESS. 358 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,920 FLINT SURE LIKES TO TALK A LOT, DOESN'T HE? 359 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,922 WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID? 360 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,142 UH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING WHETHER... 361 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,058 SO, DOES SOMEONE HERE WANT TO TAKE ME FOR A STROLL 362 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,538 ON A MOONLIT BEACH? 363 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,626 SURE! 364 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,931 HEY! 365 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,499 PLEASE EXCUSE MY FRIEND HERE. I'LL TAKE YOU. 366 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,894 YOU DO AND YOU'LL BE SCRUBBING BATHROOMS FOR A WEEK. 367 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,592 ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER, BAZOOKA? 368 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,768 -[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] -NO WAY. 369 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,162 YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO KEEP A GIRL SINGLE. 370 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,860 THAT'S RIGHT. SHE SEES RIGHT THROUGH ME. 371 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:41,300 [ LAUGHTER ]